}

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via jiggyypepper)

}

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

}

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

(via pizza)


}

home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

(via theghostoflove)


mishasminions:

PRETTY SURE CROWLEY WILL GET THE MOST DATES

(via dean-has-captured-merlin)

}

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via orgasm)


 my neighbor totoro -scenery 

(Source: amy-box, via i-dont-want-to-do-this-by-myself)

}

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via dead-and-bvried)


thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

(Source: hayleyfromparamore, via relahvant)

}

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via su-pie-natural)

}

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via su-pie-natural)


dazily:

I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”

dazily:

I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”

(via su-pie-natural)


aviddestielshipper:

therightfulkingofassgard:

frecklesnbowlegs:

Too soon?

This is how we cope.

I’m gonna pretend this is what really happened

(via frecklesrex)

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